Open Letter to Bill Gates

Open Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice. 

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail in password field only * comes, But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The problem only in Password field.

We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.

But I request you to check this as we our self don't know what is the password!

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request you to add the same in future.

There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request you change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?

In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also, Is it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously,

Santa Singh

HODs Snookers Tournament @ HSPO

After the Staff Activities conducted on Friday, it was the Day for we all HODs to have some fun, so we had a Snookers Tournament at our Snookers Room on 25 February 2012 (Saturday).

Here are some pics of the same...........

Games & Activities for Our Staffs @ HSPO

On 24 February 2012, I have conducted some games and activities for our staffs to boost their energy level towards happy working environment.

The activities conducted were as follows: 

   (a) Ice Breaker - Name Juggle

   (b) Customer Service Exercise - Memory Game

   (c) Ice Breaker - BITE ME

   (d) Ice Breaker - Blow the Joker

   (e) Funky Game - Who is the Best Liar?

Here are some photographs of the events.....have a look onto them.....

 

 (Photo Courtesy to Myself)

Book Carving............Mind Blowing....

He is the famous artist Guy Laramee, who did the practice of 30 long years to get perfect carving on books to make various landscapes which actually exist. 

Here is the look of few outputs of Artist's art......

Driving License Application in Bihar........Funny...... (Must Read)

        DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON 

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill, copy from your phriend (dost) applikason. 

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6. Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

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(Info Courtesy to Google.com)

A smart love letter.............Must Read.....

There's a couple and they love each other deeply however, the girl's father does not like the boy and want them stop their relationship...........and so......the boy wrote this letter to the girl.....he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter... 

1  "The great love that I have for you

2  is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3  grows everyday. When I see you,

4  I do not even like your face;

5  the one thing that I want to do is to

6  look at other girls. I never wanted to

7  marry you. Our last conversation

8  was very boring and has not

9  made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to take care for me and help me

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye ! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

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So bad !!

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However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES".....

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Meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13.....etc (odd number) 

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So please try reading it again !

Info Courtesy to Google.com

Staff's Birthday Celebration for February' 2012

Hi Everyone.........

Today we at Rennaaissancce Sarovar Portico celebrated our staff's birthday at our cafeteria. We have six birthday babies for this month, who cut the cake with full enthusiasm. The staffs were presented birthday gifts by the HODs.

Here are few snaps taken  by me on the small sparkling occassion....

Also we have given away the award for Best Employee of the Month for January' 2012 to Mr. Naveen Kumar, who performed extraordinarily well throughout the month.

 Naveen Kumar receiving certificate from General Manager

Naveen Kumar was presented with Smiley Ball by the HR Manager