Why Everyone Wants to Work in Government Organization....Funny..Must Read...

I was going through an article very recently and found very interesting and quiet eye catching too. It was about behaviors of Govt Employees. I liked it so much, may be because I do not work for the Government or I do not like the behaviors of Government Employees...

Sharing with you a fantastic story.....

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

The second man was an Accountant,

The third man was a Chemist, and

The fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

The Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

The Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

Ate the cookies........

Drank the milk.....

Shit on the paper.......

Screwed the other three cats........

Claimed he injured his back while doing so…..

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions….

Put in for Workers Compensation…..

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave….

THAT IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!