How the national ID card will work.........funny

Dear Friends............

Here is a conversation between a customer and Pizza Hut Personnel.........You will surely enjoy it...

Operator:"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have you're..."

Customer:"Hello, can I order.."

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir ?"

Customer: "It'she..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator:"OK... You're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.....

                   Yourhome number is 2x26xxxx, your office 250xxxxx and your mobile is

                   09xxxxxxxx.Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer:"Home! How did you get all my phonenumbers?

Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator:"That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "Howcome?"

Operator:"According to your medical records, youhave high blood pressure

                    and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer:"What? ... What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last

                    week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will thatcost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit

                    and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. 

                    That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir..."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash

                   before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on

                    machine withdrawal today"

Customer:"Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready. How long is it going

                   to take anyway?"

Operator:"About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it

                   on your Nano Car..."

Customer: "What!"

Operator:"According to the details in system, you own a Nanocar,...registration number

                  GZ-05-AB-1107.."

Customer:"?"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer:"Nothing... By-the-way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as

                   advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic......."

Customer:#$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator:"Better watch your language Sir... Remember on 15th July 2010

                   you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]